Road Porn, and the T-boning deer

So there I was driving my route down hwy 50 between Jefferson City and Sedalia MO.  It's a 60 mile straight flat dark 2 lane highway, with not much to see.  I am coming up to a farm house just on the other side of the road, and I see there is a big screen tv on, as I get closer I can make out that it is a porno, or something like it, there were 2 girls going at it..(nice), I see what I can, and pass the house, as I turn my attention back to the road, I see about 40 yards or so infront of me in the opposite lane a deer.  I didnt think much of it, he was facing towards the woods, so I figured he'd run away safely the closer I got.  Well I get within 10-15 yards, I calmly move over a little, driving half way on my shoulder, so as not to hit the deer, what does the dumb deer do?  Right as my hood is even with him, instead of him running away, he turns a 180, and tries to jump over or through the box, on my box truck, I heard the slam, and felt the truck lurch a little bit, I slow down, turn around to see if he is still there, he's not, guess he made it to the woods, safely or to die.  The rest of the night was uneventfull.

Happy monday

Later fuckers

The Sick One