Random Thursday Thoughts

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Shared on Thu, 06/19/2008 - 11:56
Some say Tori Spelling got fat (though a size 8 is hardly fat). I say she got hot.
 
“Semi-Pro” sucked. Is there any Will Ferrell movie where he doesn’t take off his shirt?
 
There is nothing overrated about Tiger Woods; the guy is phenomenal…but I’m still sick of hearing about him.
 
I recently started watching “Smallville” on DVD. How in the hell did this show escape my notice for so long?
 
I’m going to King’s Island this weekend. I heard locusts are invading the place. They’re passing out free toothbrushes to people who sit in the front cars. 
 
They’re remaking Friday the 13th. I wonder who will play the unstoppable killing machine. My cholesterol could probably handle the job.
 
My wife asked me if I would still love her if she were blind or deaf. I told her of course I would…and I’d love her even more if she were mute.
 
Scotch and Caesar salad do not go well together.
 
I kept getting spam mail for Viagra. I sent them back pics of my erect penis. Now I’m getting spam for Enzyte.
 
 
 
 
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Cynical_Hermit's picture
Submitted by Cynical_Hermit on Fri, 06/20/2008 - 12:19
I'm a huge fan of Smallville...don't get to actually see the show anymore so I have to wait for the dvds..but then I suppose I don't wait from week to week either.
RhyoOhki's picture
Submitted by RhyoOhki on Thu, 06/19/2008 - 13:21
Smallville rocks, nice pics too.
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 14:46
You have much more to say than I do in my post.
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Submitted by CapnHun on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 15:07
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Yes, it would be in which my daughter quits asking me questions...Mom, what if Danielle and I moved to Chicago and got an apartment together? Mom, how much do you think it would be to visit Japan for a week? Mom, what would happen if I decided to pierce my lip? Mom, would I look good with bright red hair? What if I got my hair cut like this (Insert picture of punk on the internet)?
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Submitted by kade47 on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 15:10
"We got in an argument about it. In the end, I made her a tape drawer. We keep our silverware in it." Odd glances ensue at work when you're laughing your ass off, thanks for that one.

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