Random Thursday Thoughts

Some say Tori Spelling got fat (though a size 8 is hardly fat). I say she got hot.

 

“Semi-Pro” sucked. Is there any Will Ferrell movie where he doesn’t take off his shirt?

 

There is nothing overrated about Tiger Woods; the guy is phenomenal…but I’m still sick of hearing about him.

 

I recently started watching “Smallville” on DVD. How in the hell did this show escape my notice for so long?

 

I’m going to King’s Island this weekend. I heard locusts are invading the place. They’re passing out free toothbrushes to people who sit in the front cars. 

 

They’re remaking Friday the 13th. I wonder who will play the unstoppable killing machine. My cholesterol could probably handle the job.

 

My wife asked me if I would still love her if she were blind or deaf. I told her of course I would…and I’d love her even more if she were mute.

 

Scotch and Caesar salad do not go well together.

 

I kept getting spam mail for Viagra. I sent them back pics of my erect penis. Now I’m getting spam for Enzyte.