Shadowrun

Smallwoody

Shared on Thu, 06/21/2007 - 11:37

So I buy the game used yesterday for $49.00 with my EB Discount card and take it home. I watch my weekly movie with the wife, "Stranger than Fiction", which was really good. I then get the kids into bed as they've been reading and playing in their rooms during the movie. I sit down, put in the shiny used disk, start up the training session and immediately get invited to a game! I haven't even trained yet and have no clue what I'm doing.

The people in the game are all under 17 and speak really really fast. I pick dwarf, cause I can relate, and someone on the other team tells me I can't be a dwarf cause they want to do something. WTF? So I switch to human while waiting for the last slot to fill. It does and suddenly a long string of obscenities and instructions all spoken at 1000 words per minute are shouted through the headpiece... and the game starts.

I start running around a bit, getting my bearing, killing a few people but the rest of the team is standing there letting the other team kill them. I kill a few more, I cap the point a couple times. Everyone is just kinda standing around.

I'm suddenly dumped back to the lobby with some child screaming F bombs at me and I'm dumped from the server. I look at his gametag and he's got 44,580 Game points! I have 2500.

What I gathered they were doing was letting the teams kill each other where they could collect achievements. What a waste of life. What do you get out of those points and the hours you put into them? Your made up name is at the top of a list that less than 10,000 people on the planet even bother the read? Looking at the score on this asshat's gametag shows the dedication to mediocrity some of today's youth is striving for.

After this little gem of life I'll soon be forgetting, I went to 2old2play and found the Shadowrun Forum. I used the "Add to friends list" link to add a whole bunch of people to my friends list and almost immediately found a game. A personal thanks to "Lithium" whom I followed around from match to match.

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ImaginaryEngr76's picture
Submitted by ImaginaryEngr76 on Sun, 06/24/2007 - 18:29
Yeah, I've been dumped into several public matches where there were a bunch of kids boosting. It was terrible. I wish they would just find a private room someplace and stay out of public matches with that junk.
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Thu, 06/21/2007 - 11:44
LOL. So that was you who sent the FR. Feel free to send another. I just don't make a habit of accepting what seems like random FRs from people named "smallwoody" and who have no indication of 2o2p in their xbox profile. ;-) B.
Smallwoody's picture
Submitted by Smallwoody on Thu, 06/21/2007 - 11:56
Yeah, I was a little worried since it was the web site interface what would show up... but several members are crazy enough to accept random friend invites so I was cool for the evening.
Liger117's picture
Submitted by Liger117 on Wed, 05/30/2007 - 10:52
Jessica Simpson
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Wed, 05/30/2007 - 11:22
It's pronounced "An-All-Tech"!!!
zerocd's picture
Submitted by zerocd on Wed, 05/30/2007 - 13:36
Marisa Miller, best body ever
Lithium's picture
Submitted by Lithium on Thu, 06/21/2007 - 17:49
When I got the FR yesterday the name seemed familiar, but I couldn't quite place it... So I accepted keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn't a 'random' that I met in public matches. When you showed in the lobby last night, I held my breath hoping that I accepted a proper FR. When you finally spoke I did a little "yay me" dance... Now that I read this entry I realize that I recongnized your gamertag from your blog about your crazy new dad that yells at fish.... See you around man!!! :D

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