Happy Anniversary to Me

I should be in for some nookie!! After all, my wedding anniversary should be one day each year when even I can almost guarantee getting laid. Then again, I can remember a time when a happy birthday blow job was a regular event. There is no better way to start your birthday than with a good morning hummer. There’s no worse way to start your birthday by having suction cease just shy of a complete blow job because an excited child runs into the room to wish her old man a good day. Once we procreated, I started getting IOU’s for my birthday. Once the ink is dry on an IOU, they can be difficult to redeem.

 

But today looks very promising. Mrs. Snuphy has requested gin. Buzzed Mrs. Snuphy = Horny Mrs. Snuphy. Sweet.

 

Hope everyone gets a little something special to bring in the new year!