Identity Crisis

I know sometimes Google chooses some interesting advertizing to summarize our blogs.   Gaming discussion brings up that ad for that game with the sexy chick. Talk of dating, and up pops an ad for a matchmaking service. Drinking beer in the shower gets an ad for new shower stalls.

 

I've been flying a dude squatting in a banana hammock behind a cock creature avatar. I’ve got a babysitting request for a drunk, scantily clad man with obscenities written on him. I’ve got a ditty about poisoning my child. And I’ve got bit of prose about my kid NOT wearing a diaper or any other clothing.

 

And Google gives me these???

 

 

 

 

I’m confused.

 

Who the hell am I??

 

Btw, A Woman’s World thinks I’m Anna.