Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

SoupNazzi

Shared on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:14

Don't all run at once! 

Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

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Comments

th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:18
"Chubby is best" ......every gamer in the world just sat up from his Cheetos covered couch.
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:21
Yeah, but not overweight. This is either a joke, or this girl is a serious swamp donkey. I'm guessing the 150lb description might be a little, um....conservative.
Stridog's picture
Submitted by Stridog on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:27
That's so fucked up that ken would pose as a woman like that.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:28
I have a feeling that offer comes with a free case of herpies
TaxiSquad27's picture
Submitted by TaxiSquad27 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:29
Please Stri. Ken couldn't hit 150 with soaking wet with bricks in his pockets.
Speedbump's picture
Submitted by Speedbump on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:32
And I bet ken gets dick more regularly than every 8 months...
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:35
"Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred. " She missed saying she 'likes cheese'. Pretty much defines skanky right then and there.
DSmooth's picture
Submitted by DSmooth on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 09:54
LMFAO
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:43
I think this chic quit ClaNarchy a little while back.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:44
more to the point...why is Soup looking at the craigs list personals, under men seeking men?
The_Scout_Within's picture
Submitted by The_Scout_Within on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:05
All I gotta say is STD=BOP will most likely apply to that little situation. SMH.....some people I swear.
Flywalker's picture
Submitted by Flywalker on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:11
wow i guarantee there are some crazy full blown, in heat, dweebs running and IMing this chick like mad.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:33
That's Women seeking Men LB... you douche. Can't even fucking read you illiterate fuck.
zerocd's picture
Submitted by zerocd on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:34
I'll let you know if she responds. Jackpot baby
BasBleu's picture
Submitted by BasBleu on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:57
This sounds like Jason Fortuny and another one of his Craiglist experiments...or a copy cat... The ad does not read like it was written by a woman
LadiesLuvMe's picture
Submitted by LadiesLuvMe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 13:25
I think Malice is a shoe in for this ad.
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 15:08
BYOPenicillin
DRAGONBLOODSOUP's picture
Submitted by DRAGONBLOODSOUP on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 16:00
ROFLMAO sounds like my ex. She's back on the prowl. just watch out she's a meta-morph and it ain't pretty and she doesn't keep the arena or the coliseum clean, if you know what I mean
RichardHead's picture
Submitted by RichardHead on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 17:08
"You must be able to spell" .....shit!
ken71's picture
Submitted by ken71 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 17:55
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Where's the email in the link! Gdit... I mean. How disgusting, who would ever reply to that...
Speedbump's picture
Submitted by Speedbump on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 18:49
You tell us....
Speedbump's picture
Submitted by Speedbump on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 18:52
You tell us....

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