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Shared on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 20:39

What an idiot.

You shall not lie with a male as one does with a woman. It is an abomination. Leviticus 18:22

I think someone didn't read the entire Book of Leviticus. In the next chapter of Leviticus, it states:

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:28

Thou Shalt Not cherry pick the Bible.

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JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:25
LMAO. Wow.
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 21:00
Bah-zing!
lostsupper's picture
Submitted by lostsupper on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 21:15
If you take cherry-picking the Bible from people, what are they left with? Christ as an example of service and humility? Pssh.
CMA's picture
Submitted by CMA on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 15:37
Well, yes and no. It says not to cut or mark (tattoo) yourself in memory of the dead. They are both connected to be in memory of the dead. So it isn't saying no to all tattooing, but saying no to what was the common practice of ancestor worship by cutting and marking yourself in their honor. Any whoo, applying specific directives to everyone in the world that was given to the nation of Israel is going to fail. Could have gone with not cutting the hair on the sides of your head or trimming your beard verse 27.
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 21:32
Marge, just about everything's a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. - Reverand Lovejoy
Lost_Cannibal's picture
Submitted by Lost_Cannibal on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 23:13
What kind of homophobe would have this on his arm. He must have man on man sex on his mind a lot.
omegamaximus75's picture
Submitted by omegamaximus75 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 05:36
I cant believe this made it on the news...
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 09:15
If I was looking at an extended prison stay, I’d consider that tat. I’d also consider having “satan shalt not enter” stenciled on my ass cheeks.

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