Tired

SoupNazzi

Shared on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 09:48

Yesterday I helped chaperone my daughter's 1st grade class at the Dallas Zoo.  Boy was it a Zoo!  I would estimate that there were 12-15 other elementary schools there at the same time, so there were kids everywhere.

Anyways, ours were easy to keep track of, as they wore red tie-died shirts and were easy to pick out anywhere.

But, none-the-less, tiring.  I had a group of 1 boy and 4 girls.  The boy would always be 2-3 exhibits ahead of us, and 1 of the girls was always 1-2 exhibits behind us.  The rest stuck around me.

Since their bus driver was an idiot and took 1.5 hours to get there, they only really had 2.5 hours to explore the zoo, and that really isn't enough time.

Next time I go to the zoo, it will just be with family.

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250k HITS Contest

As some of you may have noticed, I haven't blogged much the past (2) weeks.  Needless to say, the past weeks have been complete chaos at home and at work, so my time has been limited.

I'm still mulling over what to offer to the lucky person who is my 250k visitor.  However, to alleviate the crush of people refreshing constantly trying to be that person, instead, I 'll accept screen shots of the people who hit between 249,990 - 250,020. 

In other words, the 30 screen shots I get with those hits showing will be put into a pool for the grand prize (yet to be decided).  From there, I will ask Doodi, or one of the other senior staff members to pick a number between 1-30, and that person will be the grand prize winner.  There will most likely be 2nd and 3rd place prizes, yet to be decided, which will also be picked randomly.

If you are able to get a screen-shot in that number range, please upload the screen shot to Image Shack, and then PM me the link.

Photoshopped screen shots will be immediately disqualified and made fun of publicly on the front page of my blog.

I will be the only person who knows which screen shot belongs to which person, so Doodi will be choosing blind.  The 1st screen shot begins at 249,990 and #30 screen shot will be 250,020.

NO DUPLICATES!  Only one screen shot will be accepted per person.  Once you have hit the magic number and become eligible, I request that you refrain from attempting to secure an extra chance by submitting more then one screen shot.  Duplicates will be disqualified, which will narrow down the field of numbers to choose from.

I'll have the prizes for the contest up by the end of Memorial Day Weekend.

Any questions?

Comments

Blue_Stiehl's picture
Submitted by Blue_Stiehl on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 09:49
!fight ltblarg :)
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Fri, 07/13/2007 - 08:12
Islands for sure! I could be all alone without hearing....Mommy this, Mommy that, or Honey did you?......Can I take my dog?
SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 10:32
I saw that airline video on digg. It's not duct tape, it's aluminum tape. It is FAA approved to fix minor problems on planes. For example, if the wing gets a small dent they will tape over the dent to make a smooth surface. It's not like the taped the wing up, they patched a small area.
CarbonChemist's picture
Submitted by CarbonChemist on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 14:32
I decided to start "Onyx" late last night. I got just over a hundred pages in. I'm enjoying it but it was difficult to get up with the kids this morning. I hope you have fun reading it.
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 13:50
I agree we need to be consciensios of our planet's crysis, also of cool fucking pumpkins.
th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 14:04
i wish i was her pants in that picture....
TheCarnivalAngel's picture
Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 16:24
Cutey Honey...FTW
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 07/12/2007 - 10:54
Deserted island all the way.
stang503421's picture
Submitted by stang503421 on Thu, 07/12/2007 - 10:57
Mountains....no question. Good luck tonight!!!
TexasTwister55's picture
Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Thu, 07/12/2007 - 11:23
Mountains - can't swim.
BCKinetic's picture
Submitted by BCKinetic on Fri, 11/17/2006 - 00:22
Um, who the hell thought up Dice Stacking???
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Thu, 07/12/2007 - 12:33
Islands may not be optimal to my redhead complexion, but I'm there!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 07/12/2007 - 12:34
we can give you sunscreen Mass
biorod's picture
Submitted by biorod on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 09:34
That Darwin Award video made me angry. "You can only be free when you have nothing to loose." Why can't people learn the difference between "lose" and "loose"?
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 09:36
man you post the best vids, minutes of entertainment at work for me :-)
Speedbump's picture
Submitted by Speedbump on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:09
Wasn't that Willard Scott?
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 10:41
Yeah, it's Willard Scott
mrsleestak's picture
Submitted by mrsleestak on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 08:43
That sucks though I have no idea what you are taking about Blarg. ;^)
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:01
I barley am about to hit 30 K and your all the way at 250 K then again you got 2 years and lots of naken women a head of me 8) I want to say game of there choice for the system of there choice maybe.
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:07
I won! And I swear I didn't use Photoshop. But does Windows Paint qualify? http://img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=250k.png
SPARHAWK25's picture
Submitted by SPARHAWK25 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:53
You can tell who is looking at a certain page and how many times?...now I may feel like a stalker.
Saithme's picture
Submitted by Saithme on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:02
249,990 - 250,020 is 31 screenshots. (But, you know, who's counting?)
KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Wed, 11/15/2006 - 15:31
I guess you didn't watch the end of the Future Darwin Award candidate video. He prolly wouldn't have minded falling off the train.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:22
Spar, no I can't tell who is looking at my pages. Only if they send a screenshot in of my blog would I be able to know that.
XSIce's picture
Submitted by XSIce on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:49
Soup, you are my hero...I couldn't spend a day at the zoo with a shit load of 1st graders lol

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