"Huckleberry"

Every now and then you play a game with an "adult" who is just as annoying and un-enjoyable to play with as a Timmy.  I've started referring to them as "Huckleberries", as in Huckleberry Hound. 


These guys think they are the best player to ever join a match and they are doing you a favor by playing with you.  They bark orders at you, tell you that you suck, and complain when you "steal their kill".  A Huckleberry lacks the cognitive capacity to understand that nobody gives a good goddamn what he thinks or if he has the most kills.  In essence a Huckleberry is a grown up Timmy.  My theory is that these guys are probably yes-men from 9 to 5; abused by their wives; and get worked over by their kids when they play.  I'd still rather play with a Huckleberry, because when you call him on his B.S. and tell him to take a hike, he usually does.