I told you, I hate titles.

I told you, the guys a moron.

You have to ask? I mean really? Ooooooo! 9 Minutes under water! Dear god! After one week soaking in water! OH. MY. GOD!

His televised death would be Must See TV.

Hes not going to die, hes inhaling 100% oxygen. When you take in that stuff, you can be underwater for 12 minutes. Even the average shmoe can stay down for 9. Thats why theres no world record people there, you cant break the record doing that, its almost like cheating. But i have to give props to the guy for staying in the fish tank for 7 days straight. Id be bored out of my skull. Id have to find a way to rig up a water tight 360 system so i could play oblivion. I could probably deal with it then