Royal Order of the Red Lights

SPEEDBYRD

Shared on Tue, 06/05/2007 - 09:15

Being the good guy that I am, and being curious I tried to do what the kid from Microsoft suggested to REALLY be sure that the problem was my xbox, and not a game. So I popped in Oblivion and began to play for about 2 minutes... and sure enough, the screen locks up. So, up I go, and shut down the system, but this time there was a difference. When I shut down the power, there was a LOUD whizzing sound and then.. silence. I turn the power back on and my life was forever changed. I finally got the call from the secret society that is talked about in whispers and only eluded to on message boards.

I have to say that I feel special. I finally joined and elite group of angry members of...

The Royal Order of the Red Lights.

My question is where are the meetings going to be? I have already paid my dues (1 xbox 360) but have not recieved my secret packet in the mail. One other question that maybe another member of the RORL can answer, is the proctological exam covered by home office in Seattle or do I need to fax the bill to Bill?

I guess I can still play on my old xbox which keeps running and working fine like the tank that it is. Where did they go wrong with the new 360? I am not a computer guy so to me it is all wires and switches, but it sure seems like they could have used better guts in the 360.

S

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Gman's picture
Submitted by Gman on Tue, 06/05/2007 - 09:33
Forward any answers you get to me too S...As soon as I bought my Elite, my wife got the invite but she declined and claimed my recently replaced 360.
RogueRedneck's picture
Submitted by RogueRedneck on Tue, 06/05/2007 - 13:27
Welcome to the club. The dues are a piece of your soul but it's not like you needed it for anything.

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