PET PEEVES

SUICIDESQUIRREL

Shared on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:11

I have a few

 

1. People eating with their mouths open.

     Close your fucking mouth ! It's gross and disgusting.  If I want to hear and see food being chewed I'll go watch a fucking cow chew their curd

 

2. People who leave messes in the bathroom after a shower.

    Pick up your fucking clothes and towels. rince out the tub and close the shower curtain, slob.

 

3. People who park in handicap spots who clearly have no right to.

     Your a fucking douchbag!

 

4. people who cut across funeral presessions.

     you impatient, ignorant, asshole. you can't wait 5 or 6 minutes for them to pass by.

 

5. Watching the state spend millions on a road and sidewalk project......

    only to see the fucking gas co. come by a couple of weels later and and dig holes up and down this new road for what ever reason and then patch it up half assed, leaving a         speed bump or a pothole. Also patching those new sidewalks with ashphalt when they were fucking concrete. you cheap lazy fucks. thanks for wasting my tax dollars.

 

end of peeves,...... for now

 

 

 

 

Comments

KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Tue, 01/16/2007 - 10:27
Cornhole is backyard game similar to horseshoes. People like to build / sell custom cornhole boxes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_%28game%29 I have never cornholed, but a couple guys at work have. They say it's a lot of fun. I'll take their word for it.
FireWtr96's picture
Submitted by FireWtr96 on Tue, 01/16/2007 - 10:31
sorry thought u might find me sexy in that.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 11/09/2007 - 14:34
The Security labels that come on DVD'S
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 01/16/2007 - 10:33
That scares me Drewsky. That really scares me.
br1ckt0p's picture
Submitted by br1ckt0p on Fri, 11/09/2007 - 14:51
If I could add more Thumbs-up I would. I ALWAYS get pissy 'bout this stuff.
PoltegIce's picture
Submitted by PoltegIce on Mon, 11/19/2007 - 09:47
I always grab peoples shopping carts and move them when they are in my way. Suckers!
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 11/09/2007 - 15:33
I have a lot... I hate bumper stickers. People shouldn't treat valuable assets like shit. Extra pet-peeve points to political, religious, student-of-the-month, and baby-on-board ones... People that clip their fingernails in their cubicle. Good hygiene is only good at home. When people show up to your desk to ask you if you recieved the email that they JUST sent you. I should stop. This could go on for a while. Good blog!
Hawk7365's picture
Submitted by Hawk7365 on Tue, 01/16/2007 - 12:48
"I have never cornholed, but a couple guys at work have" I think that is a bit too much info right there. but I have seen that game before and have never called it cornholing. it is kinda like an indoor horseshoe game, but from now on i will call it cornholing just because is sounds a lot more odd than whatever it is really called.
Jedi_Kez's picture
Submitted by Jedi_Kez on Fri, 11/09/2007 - 15:41
@Tara: ooooh, yeah the email thing bugs me too... my group gets that A LOT here, mainly from a few certain dumbasses.
NewBoyX's picture
Submitted by NewBoyX on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 15:01
all good points
FuZZ_E_BiZkitZ's picture
Submitted by FuZZ_E_BiZkitZ on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 15:06
Amem! to the beating woman/kids/pets. Watched the video of the off-duty cop beating a woman bartender a 1/4 his size. About 4 or 5 dudes just stood there. They need beaten even worse, don't stand by and watch you fuckin pussies. Wish I could find the vid again.
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 15:22
ya I saw that vid on CNN.. couldnt believe they stood there, jump in on him.. break his knee.. its over..
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:14
I hate it when it says NSFW and there ain't nothing but SFW stuff. 8)
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:19
only 5? you are a much more tollerant person than I.
FuZZ_E_BiZkitZ's picture
Submitted by FuZZ_E_BiZkitZ on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 15:25
Too true. Even if you get your ass whooped(it can happen sometimes), at least its not a 110 lbs. woman with the bruises.
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 15:32
Yeah, I'd add * People that fail to utilize the blinker system on automobiles. * People that stop at a yellow light then bang forward real fast and totally get you stuck through one more light change. * People who say "we should go to sometime" and never actually set a date to do it. Screw "we should" and replace it with "hey, next monday you wanna hit up..." - commit dammit. * People that bitch about their weight but won't go on a diet. * People that want to setup their own business/internet site/etc. and never follow through (but talk about it all the time) * That cartlidge in chicken that you don't see until you bite it and it's all rubbery and gross. * Imitation Fruity Pebbles.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:55
I agree with every one.
SUICIDESQUIRREL's picture
Submitted by SUICIDESQUIRREL on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:01
I keep it all NSFW since other post are NSFW. and I have many more peeves. I'm just spacing them out so I don't work myself onto a rage :)
char's picture
Submitted by char on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:01
Thursday should always be peeve day = )
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 16:27
*People who fart on airliners *Cranky old people with a sense of entitlement *Welfare recipients who refuse to work *People who think they are smarter/better than they actually are
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Tue, 01/16/2007 - 17:17
Soup, Mom made a game like that before it was called "Corn hole" It's played with bean bags. I see it all the time at tailgating parties!
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 19:59
Right on. Guys who hit chicks...line em up and shoot them too...right next to the insurance salesmen. :)
Rhysode's picture
Submitted by Rhysode on Thu, 03/22/2007 - 22:34
*Hippoes...they cannot be trusted.
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Fri, 02/02/2007 - 09:32
LOL @ achievement. Props to everyone who came out and stuck through the night. It was nice to see the community come together, even if not quite as smoothly as I had hope for. Lots of people did get the achievement, and I'm certain we'll pick up aeon and cake in the near future. B.

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