I promised a joke

Three priests are in a train station on thier way to Pittsburg. A young man who has recently become a priest, a middleaged priest and a very old priest. The oldest hands all the money to the youngest and says "As you are very young, you have not experienced much of life yet. I give you the responsibility of buying our tickets. We need three tickets to Pittsburg and I want the change back in dimes and nickels." The young priest says "Thank you father. I'll do my best." The young priest goes to the ticket counter where ther is a slow moving line. After a long wait he comes to the ticket window and discovers the reason for the delay. Behind the counter is a young woman of striking beauty who is very well endowed and scantily clad. the young priest can do nothing but stare at her chest. she says "Can I help you?". The young priest , startled, says "Yes. I need three pickets to Titsburg." The young priest is most embarassed by this and picks up all the money and runs back to the other two. They are both disgraced. The middle aged priest takes the maoney and says "I can handle this father" and proceeds to the ticket window. After a long wait he steps up to the same girl at the window. He too is caught staring at her breasts. She says "can I help you?". The priest says"Yes. I need thre tickets to Pittsburgh." The priest is relieved that he got past that then he remmebers "And i need my change in dimes and nipples."  He grabs the money and runs back to the other two. The young priest is very happy that he is not the only one that screwed this up. the old priest is disgusted. Promising a stern lecture on board the train about the sins of man, he takes the money and goes to buy the tickets. after a long wait he stands before the same girl at the ticket window. He looks her in the eyes and says "i need three tickets to Pittsburgh and i want my change in dimes and nickels."  After the girl gives him his tickets and change, he looks her over from head to toe and says, "Young lady. Judginf from you looks and the way you have dressed for work I can guess at the way you behave away from here. You be assyred that when you day and get to Heaven, Saint Finger is going shake his peter at you!"