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TDrag27

Husband and Wife Style!


 


Tara: "Do you think these look like my eyes or these?"


Dean: "I don't know. Those."


Tara: "What about my lips? I don't think any of these look like my lips. They're all too big."


Dean: "Pick those, the ones on the bottom left. The cock-sucking lips."


Tara: *sigh* "mmmyeah - no. I'll just pick these."


Tara: "So, should I make her this fat? Or fatter?"


Dean: *silence*


Tara: "Well?"


Dean: *silence*


Doug (a friend that was over): "Dean, now you KNOW there is no good answer to that question"


Tara: *sigh*

Comments (17)

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ATC_1982·
I feel for dean I was made to answer that question... Outcome not so good.
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Lusetti67·
+1 just cuz ..................
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MikeJames·
The proper answer to that is, \"You're as beautiful as the day I've met you\"
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OldManRiver48·
Dont worry about it, NXE 1.2 will have a haWt choice! Its just an over sight T, poor Dean.......
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TANK·
+10 for Dean for the silence answer :lol: That is in fact the only correct response to that question, doesn't matter if it's an Avatar or 'does my ass look fat in these jeans'. Silence is the way to go.
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Jedi_Kez·
You should know better than to ask that kind of question to a guy!!!!! sheesh!\r \r Good story though!
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FlairFan·
Wii Fit does the deed for you... my Mii swelled up like it had a firehouse stuck up its @ss!!! Wife's too! When Nintendo does it, it's \"cute\". (lucky for me)
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BasBleu·
This is such a cute story...I have a feeling there will be MANY couples in your situation over the next few days :)
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Big0ne·
This is why I think it'll be better to make an Avatar that looks nothing like me.
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Enosh·
smart man, some times the best thing to say is nothing :D Avatar creation really is best done with your spouse though. I know I enlisted the help of both wife and daughter to help get mine right.
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kewljoe·
The right answer wouldve been fatter if you want to be realistic and set a reminder for yourself to loose some weight!! Then go sleep on the couch for a day or two, but it will pay off in motivation for you to loose the weight you know you need to loose. \r I dont know why wives ask shit like that. If you dont want to hear the truth DONT ASK!! Because if I lie about that I might start lying about other stuff too but the only one being fooled is YOU! >:P
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KingDrewsky·
-1 for putting Dean in a needlessly awkward situation. :P
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TDrag27·
Kewljoe - if you think women are asking those questions to get \"the truth\" then you are sadly mistaken. Dumb women ask that question for the truth. Smart women ask that question to assess how the husband training is going. \r \r You my friend, are clearly not trained. And I would guess that your lack of training manifests itself in a lack of sex. Just saying.
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kewljoe·
Nop me gets all I wants :P and she did loose the weight. Just sayin.
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Flywalker·
-10 for kewljoe quit sturring shit up, or we will all pay the price. I really like the \"cookie\" and my wife and I have to do this deed tonight. I am going to make one for her in advance that is very flattering then she can change as needed.
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supergg2k·
The correct answer to the \"Does my ass look fat?\" question is \"I love your ass.\" followed a booty squeeze.
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Caesar·
haha nice\r your not fat