Dean Buys Baby Clothes

TDrag27

Shared on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:05

Dean has been buying lots of baby clothes for our little man who's to arrive in the next month (give/take a week assuming I fall in the 80% portion of the gestational bell curve). And his selections (which I played no part in influencing) epitomize the proverbial, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly".

 

The Good: These are cute. And I'll have no problem dressing my child in these.

 

The Bad: These are not what I would pick out for our spawn. But I'm going to let them pass because Dean really likes them.

 

The Ugly: I hate these. I hope the baby shits all over them and they become unsalvagable. The ugly fucking monster, if you don't recognize him, is Oderus from Gwar (a horrible, POS band from the 80's). And the outfit for the overalls isn't actually complete yet. An American flag bandana and stuffed Alligator is on the way so that baby can look like Bruce from "Swamp People". Sigh.

 

And here's Bruce from Swamp People for those unfamiliar with the show:

 

Comments

ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:16
wow ... way to go dean .... Swamp people is a nice touch ... Um but really stick with things other then overalls ...
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:54
well he could have got the onesie (sp?) that says: ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOW JOB!
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BeeMan110's picture
Submitted by BeeMan110 on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:55
The 1st 2 are great. The "Level 1 Human" is epic
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Submitted by BeeMan110 on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:57
LOL at Lbsutke's comment... yep, there are worse.. just check Spencers at your local mall.
MTPathy's picture
Submitted by MTPathy on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 14:26
the level1 human one-z (however the hell its spelt) is all kinds of awesome, hell ill be honest i think all of 'em are great. tell your husband that he made awesome selections. (going to get wife to look at this blog for lol later)
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 14:42
PLEASE tell me where he found the honey badger one. I gotta get it!
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TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:10
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 21:10
LB - I've seen the "All mommy wanted was a back rub" but not the one you speak of...But even Dean thinks those are tacky. Go figure!
SPARHAWK25's picture
Submitted by SPARHAWK25 on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:03
I have a secret man crush on Dean.

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