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TDrag27

Shared on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 07:41

You are failing me. I'm tired - so I'm going to blog (rant) about a random number of random things.

1 - To the lady in the Italia jacket at the gym. I know it was you that must have shit your pants a little bit. The air behind you smelled like hell and I'm still mad that I breathed that in. I actually hated you last night and I don't even know your name. You ruined my run.

2 - To the Apple people. Your camera on the iPhone sucks iAss. Camera phones are for quickly catching random shit in public for no good reason. Therefore, the camera must be fast - not a 4-5 second load up time and then a message about location tagging. So far I missed taking a picture of a crotch-rocketer with 4-5 inches of ass crack hanging out (which made him look super cool) and a woman driving a buick that was hand-painted in a full Star Wars theme. What garbage.

3 - Facebook. I'm growing tired of you. I have a handful of updates I like to watch because they're so awesomely retarded - sorry - none of you 2o2p. Mostly old HS people that I never was actually friends with to begin with or old friends that I grew apart from for a reason. FYI - if you hate your inconsiderate bitch of a mom and you're 30 - move out of her house. Just saying.

4 - Is it too early to be thinking about lunch? Is it too weird that I'm actually having a hard time deciding between Chipotle and my Lean Cuisine pizza?

5 - Friday. I love you.

6 - Tomorrow I won't be so crabby. I hope.

 

Comments

Zero1's picture
Submitted by Zero1 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 07:55
I throw a vote for Chipotle for lunch.
h8z_u_all's picture
Submitted by h8z_u_all on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 08:27
at least you didnt take it out on me this week =x
Jedi_Kez's picture
Submitted by Jedi_Kez on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 08:27
I removed all the HS people I had on my facebook account, except the small handful that I actually hung out with and actually care to read about their lives. I even removed what high school I went to in facebook, so I no longer get friend requests from everybody in my graduating class, lol. Even doing that, I still don't really use facebook, unless somebody sets up an event, or I am pimping out for votes for my daughter (psst: http://winnipegscoolestkid.com/kids/321) :)
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 09:00
@h8z - the week is not over. @Jedi - I've already voted every day this week you vote-begging whore!
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 09:01
love ya tree hugging kashi whore! now stop ya fukn whining and fukn play a bit!
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 09:27
Couldn't stomach facebook but did linkedin... Apple rocks! Steve Jobs would kick Obama's ass. Jobs for Pres.
IamDank's picture
Submitted by IamDank on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 09:43
Chipotle for sure. Chicken burrito, black beans, pico, sour cream, cheese lettuce. done.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:03
Chipotle FTL (Lunch not loss).. chicken burrito bowl, black beans, cheese, and the hot sauce. Maybe a Pacifico or Medelo to go along with that...
Prof_Rockwell's picture
Submitted by Prof_Rockwell on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 07:37
Ohhh, the iPhone picture situation! A tip I got hipped to a while back: when taking a pic on the iPhone, it does not take a pic until you RELEASE the capture button, so hold your finger on it until you got your shot lined up, then let up. People were getting frustrated with the delay between pressing the button and it actually capturing the image.

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