Fat...

TDrag27

Shared on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:24

Last week I was having a major fat day. I tried on 4 pairs of pants until found a pair that only marginally made me look sausauge-like. Then, like I do most mornings, I enjoy my breakfast and make my Words with Friends moves...this is what popped up.

See that?! "I'm Fat" spelled out in my tiles. And this is in between turns where you can't re-arrange your tiles. Motherfucker.

New subject - I haven't played shit for games in a while. And I can't get my mind off how excited I am for Dance Central this winter. I loved the "idea" of Dance Dance Revolution. But all of the music sucked, the dance pad is garbage, and hopping around isn't really dancing...Dance Central with Kinect seems like it will be the real deal of dance games. November can't come soon enough.

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Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:31
rofl, omg, you are not fat
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:55
"Feeling" fat is not the same as "being" fat. I don't care if you weight 90 pounds or 900 - everyone has fat days :0
IAmTheLiquor's picture
Submitted by IAmTheLiquor on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 10:59
Wow, Words with Friends totally shit on you at the worst possible time. Funny how things work out like that.
XSSmoke's picture
Submitted by XSSmoke on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:04
Ever played Mario kart? Right now Blur is my #1 game to play, it's like Mario Kart for adults with rooms of 20 players. And yer not fat.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:15
Monday night combat is coming out in July and that game looks fucking awesome!!..Shooter combined with elements of an rts!!!
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 11:40
I call shenanigans on some of those words. "Fat" is subjective in that lots of guys (like me) like our women to be soft. I use the rule of 3 for girls (can't really apply to guys). Take the height in inches and multiply by 3. If you are more than that number in pounds, then yeah, possibly some work needs to be done to get healthy and not make your heart work like a carburetor from a 82 Pinto. Otherwise, you aren't fat.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 12:24
Haha Fade - It's like the "I-like-em-soft-BMI scale." LB - Will def be checking out Monday Night Combat...Reminds me of TF. Smoke - Didn't know Blur was Mario Kart for adults...Just thought it was another racing game. May look into it.
itbeatswalking's picture
Submitted by itbeatswalking on Tue, 06/29/2010 - 14:03
Unfortunately, the older you get the more "fat" days you'll have. I sometimes feel that way even after eating a healthy salad. It may have something to do with the pound of pasta I suck down immediately following the salad, though. As far as Kinect goes, if after a long workday I sit down at 10PM EST to drive a Warthog for a couple of hours, I am only moving thumbs and fingers.

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