Fuck THAT!

I just finished up the 6 hour task of getting my student loans consolidated to avoid making 8 different payments a month. Talk about a fucking task that you need to be educated to figure out. It probably wouldn't have been so bad had I not waited 8 days until my grace period ended. I totally miscalculated the ability of the government to figure out something in private-sector time. Apparently they need 30-45 days. Bastards. This whole task would probably be relatively easy if my Stafford loan lenders had not all dropped out of the Federal Family Education Loan program. It was nice back in the spring when I found out that my last disbursement was cancelled since the lender went tits-up. Assholes. I had to scrounge up the money within a month to pay my last semester so I could get my godamn 2nd expensive-as-shit piece of paper that says how smart I am. (It was worth it no matter how mad this all makes me).

Well fuck you federal loan program. I pwned your ass, figured out your shitty website, made 15 phone calls to assholes that will only talk to me between 8 am and 4 pm even though they would probably prefer I had a job to pay their sorry asses during those hours. And screw you dude that can barely speak english which forced me to ask you to spell a couple words because I couldn't understand what the fuck you were saying. I don't know which one of us should be more embarrassed by that.

What a waste of a fucking Friday and Monday night.

Now for something completely hilarious....

At work we're having a ugly holiday sweater day. Except, they had to market it as a "super-festive sweater" or some other bullshit to not offend the dumb fucks that actually wear this garbage...Anywaaaaays - I found this gem on eBay. It was too expensive, the bid was ending, and I don't have the guts to pull it off anyway. But it makes me laugh because it's pure awesome.

Happy Frickin Holidays. I'm off to do something that doesn't piss me off now.