Heard on the golf course....
Tara: Mom, we thought of the best name for our team. The "Putt Pirates!"
Dean: Get it? Get it?
Mom: Oh yeah, those Somalis *talk, talk, talk*
Jake: They do only allow 'alternative' spikes at this course. *chuckle*
Mom: *Still blabbering on about somethng she saw on Fox news*
Tara: She doesn't get it.
We'll run this one into the ground until she realizes there's something that she doesn't get. And then I'll have to explain the joke. Just like I explained what camel toe is several years ago.
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Yes, I am constantly in a similar predicament, but with my boss. Imagine me trying to explain why everyone at the lunch table laughed at him when he said something about \"tossing his salad\"....ugh...He also did not know what the Kama Sutra was (I don't know which rock he has been living under!). It is always an uncomfortable situation...