TDrag27
Shared on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:18To be a UPS driver.
Seriously. You drive around town listening to music and bringing people packages. People love getting packages so you make them happy. AND! You make them happy without even having to talk to them. You just throw the brown box at their doorstop and instant fucking smiles. **Except a few weeks ago when I got a Bible in the mail. I was like "oooh, package!" and then I opened it. Still wondering where it came from.
I think about the change in working lifestyles between my parents and I. Both of my parents are blue-collar, hourly folks with jobs that are physically demanding. (My dad has since retired at 50, but regardless). My mom is meat and potatoes, butter on your toast, eat a peanut butter cup every day if you want to kind of lady and she's tiny. This isn't because she has a great metabolism, it's because she doesn't sit at a damn desk all day typing and running her mouth for exercise.
I just got done eating my lunch. A shitty, Lean Cuisine. Damn you desk job.
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