R.I.P
Cuttlefish of Cthulu

Little guy perished 2 days ago. We got him full grown, so it's not much of a surprise. They have ridiculously short life spans...Still makes me sad. He's was just so cute. I would tap on the glass and he would come right up to me and wiggle his tentacles, show his beak and beg for food.
Dean is bummed and it's our anniversary this weekend so I'm offering to stock his tank with anything he wants. I found him some baby cuttles so we could at least get 7-8 months with them. But with the short life span and the extra effort and cost to keep him fed live food, he decided to hold off on another cuttle. Now he wants a Mantis Shrimp. It's not a Mantis. And it's not a Shrimp. It's in the Stomatopod family.
Here's what one looks like:

These things, depsite looking like googly-eyed shrimp, are actually deadly bad-ass predators. There are over 400 species that are separated into 2 main varieties - smashers and spearers. Smashers have little hammer-like appendages that beat the shit out of their prey and break open shells - like other crustaceans. It makes a very loud noise. Spearers have these wicked sharp appendages that spear nearby fish and eat them.
A large Mantis Shrimp of the smasher variety can smash with the force of a 22 cal. bullet. They call them "thumb splitters." The sea is full of the weirdest shit. Later on I'll post a video of one annhilating a hermit crab. It's actually kind of sad - but that's nature. We'll probably have ours by the weekend. We might name him Monty. Pics later.