Canine Observation

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TexasTwister55

I just finished walking my daughter's schnauzer and my black lab. Being the observer I am, I made a startling discovery! Male dogs don't all poop the same way.


My lab does the quadraped squat, and the schnauzer does a tripod non-squat! (In addition, my lab always faces away from me so I "can't see him", I guess. The schnauzer is not as modest.)


Now this folks, is a breakthrough discovery for me! My 52nd birthday was yesterday, and for all these years I was unaware of this amazing phenomena! Now you know, so you won't be deprived of that enlightenment for as long as I was. Man, I might be up for the Pulitzer for this research!


And now . . . you know the REST OF THE STORY!


Good Day

Comments (8)

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ekattan·
Happy birthday. How's the midlife crisis going?
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Devonsangel·
Happy belated Birthday!!!
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TexasTwister55·
No crisis, my brothers and sisters. I'm aging, but I'll never be old. My spirit and zest for life are stronger than ever! And I look GOOD! LOL Yeah, I'm pushing it a bit.
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BigBobbyBean·
happy birthday
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DrPlague·
Happy late birthday wishes. And don't spend too much time watching dogs poop.
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Lusetti67·
Happy b-day Twister and dont get to close to the dog when he is poooooooping
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madwoman·
Happy Birthday! Glad you're not one those people who have a mid-life crisis (got a few relatives who are actually in the mist of one). Its all about how we feel....Happy Monday!
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stang503421·
Happy b-day tt - looks like you've got important observations to get to, so I won't keep you from your work any longer... :)