Fishing Trip

Today three of my North Texas buddies and me decided to go fishing on Lake Caddo. So we loaded up the gear and such in my friend's Skeeter bass boat. Very cool boat.

So we're sitting there fishing, and one of my buddies said,"Man, I had to promise my wife I'd take her to see her mother to get to come with you guys today."

The second friend says,"Big deal; I had to promise to remodel the kitchen next summer!"

My third pal said, "Ain't nuthin', I have to build a garage onto the house for my wife!"

Well, we just sat there fishing for a while, and the suspense was killing them. Finally one of them asked,"Well, Mike? What did you have to promise to get out here?"

I waited a while, sippin' a Corona and takin' in the view, and finally responded,"At 5 am, I turned over in bed, patted my wife on the butt, and asked,"Fishing or sex?"

She replied, "Don't forget your sunscreen."