I fucking swear to god...

 I fucking swear to god, fucking people and their shit. I mean really, this woman just came in saying she wanted a cot for her room. I said sure, it'll be $10. "Well they didn't tell me that when I arrived, they said they would set one up for me tonight." Well ma'am I'm telling you now, it's $10 for a cot, you give me $10 I'll set the cot up for you right now. "Oh fuck this shit, I knew we should have stayed at another hotel." Well of course you should have, with that shitty attitude you probably should have gotten drunk and fucked some bum on the street and died of some horrible disease. "Well I'm sorry ma'am, I can't give you free service." Do people really think if they curse alot at someone behind a desk that they're going to help them out? Do these assholes not realize that they signed a contract giving me the right to kick them the fuck out and not give them any money back? I mean really! I'm not saying I take people's money and give them bad service, I'm as fair as fair can be. But why on earth do people take their aggressions out on clerks and service people? These people HANDLE YOUR FOOD. Mmmm Spit City! The nice kicker here, is that the daughter just called to get the internet code. Very nice sounding girl, but how the hell did someone that nice come out of a CUNT THAT MEAN?

So yeah, my advice to anyone staying at a hotel, if you have a REAL problem, be kind and respectful. And not to mention read the contract you are signing! And don't expect to get everything for free. "Well I talked to this one girl and she said I could stay for free since I had such a bad time last time."  "Well who did you speak with?" " I don't know, but she worked here, and she said so, so I should get my free room."  Yeah right. Just because you said someone told you huh? Well shoot dog! I guess going to that LAN party I'll do the same thing! Surely it works on small minded folks in Arkansas, why not big city folk in Chicago? Fucking idiots. Jesus Fucking Christ. I am so sure that if anyone from this website came and stayed, they would say this is one great little place. Of course I'm not the Ritz, nor the Arlington, not to mention the Double Tree, but I have some damned good rates, and clean rooms. So yeah, I'm ending my rant, cause I might get worked up and go off on the next person, and I am running out of gardening space to bury the bodies.