Family

I know that sometimes your family members can do something stupid or just piss you off. But COME ON, I swear I had to have been switched at birth.  My oldest sister is sitting in jail right now because of a two year old DWI or something.  Failure to appear $1000.00 second failure to appear $250.00 somehow she cleared up the DWI but is being held for some other charge but they can't tell me what it is because it's so old she girl on the phone can't find the charge. 

My sister works for my in-laws in their shipping department (despite me telling them NOT to hire her) and the company is closed this week for summer vacation.  I guess her dumb ass thought she'd be abe to turn herself in and get it all fixed up before vacation is over (not smart enough to have the money she owes).  Then my dad calls and asks me if Smoke and I are going to bail her out. I said hell no, we just kept her from going to jail last week and then she goes and turns herself into a diff jail 4 hours away for a charge from over 2 years ago.  I swear she must be on some hard core drugs or something.  She is now going to lose her house and her soon to be ex-husband is going to take all 3 kids. 

I won't even get started on my dumb ass dad or my retarded egg donor (never earned the right to be called mom).  I wish I could just move somewhere and never let them know where I am or how to reach me.  Is that bad?  The only family I have that I don't have the urge to just drop kick is my sister Andrea (3 years older) and I guess my sister Kalan (only 3 years old).  What even more fucked up is it can't be blamed on the fact that we're from Arkansas because we're not.  I need a rocket launcher and a shit load of sticky's!

Ice