Nasty wake up

My daughter was nice enough to let me sleep in this morning, she has gotten better over the past year.  I woke up around 8:30 and went to take the dog out to go potty. 

The rank smell on my porch almost made me fall over.  Smoke has a lot of outside cats and kittens (about 15), and I guess the kittens decided the old porch table (now taken apart and lying upside down under a mini trampolene) was a good place to do their "business".  It smelt worse than anything I can think of!  Me, being the nice wife that I am, cleaned it all up so Smoke wouldn't have to deal with it when he gets home.  It took me over an hour to scrub the porch and clean up all the shit.  Prolly wouldn't have been so bad, but Saturday Smoke threw out the left over steak bits from Friday night and they were drenched in A1 sauce. The big cats carried all the steak to the front porch and all the kittens joined in...never feed cats steak with A1 sause! lol  At least now my porch is nice and clean, and I took the old table off. 

Now I just need a trank gun to catch some of these cats and get rid of them.  It wouldn't be so bad if they were fixed but only 1 of them is.  It's not that we don't want to get them fixed it's that you can't catch some of them.  We have one we call "Evil", I used a live trap to catch her and I carried her off 6-8 miles from our house...had to cross a bridge (Arkansas White River) into the next county where I droped her off.  Two days later that bitch was right back on my porch, and now she's pregnant again.  It's not that we pick up cats and bring them home, people just drop them off out here because it's the middle of nowhere surrounded by lots of woods.  We tried calling the humane society to see if they could do something about all the drop offs and they said all they can do is come out and exterminate them WTF?  I thought they could at least catch them and "fix" them.  But no, they just wanted to kill them. BASTARDS.  So we've decided to fork out the money to get the 5 kittens and their mom (nice cat) fixed and then just get rid of the rest of them IF we can catch them. 

Ice