Me O, Fat bitches 3

So, it is fairly unusual for me to get shot down by pseudo-intellectual hoes. Unfortunately that is exactly what happened this evening. Having a BA in philosophy allows me almost an impregnable offensive cocktail conversation against anyone. However, tonight I managed to get shot down by even fat broads who obviously fancied themselves intellectuals.

Honestly, if I was still in college in Eugene, I would have pulled at least one of these broads. I dont know what the problem is. Because out here in the Bay it has been proven to be increasingly difficult to get a casual lay for R3d in even the most mediocre of senses.

Yeah, I am pushing 30, but whatever. I can still pwn your normal everyday grad student action seeking female with some sort of garbage philosophical insight. I mean frankly it isnt that hard. But tonight these broads actually tried to sucker me into buying them drinks.

Can you believe that? The mighty R3d being suckered into buying random broads drinks? Hell no!
Red doesnt even tip broads well if they dissemble to him.
What makes some average looking punker broad think I am going to buy her a drink on my tab? EH?

Rest assured fellow reader, no drinks were purchased but for myself, and the ambiguos perpetraitors were ignored to the fullest extent of bar etiquette. God dammed broads.

I am looking forward to curing my hangover tomorrow with the Mike James drunkfest. GL social maladroits. May your skills prove as poorly as mine.