Chili For All!!!!?!?! For Now

    I work in Property management as some of you may know, or not.  Today a revelation came to me.............Chili!!!!!!!  Chili???? You ask.  We had to do a rental verification on a random renting a property from us and they happen to work a Skyline Chili.  Now I've never had Skyline Chili (which is Cincinnati Style BTW, which means nothing to me Good or Bad.  Anybody??? Bueller??? Bueller???)  So I had the lady calling for the employment verification how many types of chili they serve.  Which is ONE apparently.  So I thought................

    Going forward we should ask all employers if they serve Chili and how many types as part of our employment verification process to keep it interesting (and to make sure they are paying attention to the questions).  Large companies such as Verizon, the government, Home Depot..............Probably not so much, BUT Restarants and such in the area could get us a new menu system for the office.  This prompted me to consider saying your deposit is $250.00 and a tub of Chili (with the chili being non-refundable at the end of the lease, UNLESS they just must have it back).  Unfortunately, one of the girls in the office does not like chili, SO....................................I had to let her go, after 2 years of good service.  Oh well, some chili lover out there probably needs a job.  Plus it could change tomorrow..........it might be tacos, or Gyros (MMMMMMMM Gyros).  It most definitely might be Gyros!!!!!  I like keeping the job interesting..................................To say the least!!!!!!!