Less Painful Entry

-and I dont mean better lubricated.

For the record, its been a couple of days since the 'Procedure' and things are doing much, much better.

Now for a desperately needed change of subject.

A friend and colleague (known across the world as GIJoeBob), introduced me to a grooming tool for the follically challenged called Headblade.

I have to admit, his enthusiasm made me suspect he was on their payroll.  How could you re-engineer the classic razor? 

I thought it was a novelty gimmick.  It looked like the bastard child of a saftey razor and a Hot Wheels car.

Since it required ordering one, I never bothered.  Stuck with the same good old reliable head scraping disposable Xtreme.

While at a local pharmacy picking up painkillers (see previous entry for details), I saw that they were now selling the Headblade off the shelves.

Even though Ive tried every fricking razor known to man and thought the Shick Xtreme with the flex head was the cats ass, I thought I'd take JoeBobs advice and give it a try.

Hell, the damn things got wheels. How cool is that?

After a few seconds to acquaint myself, I was in chromedome heaven.

Its like kittens licking my scalp. Even the TwistedMrs felt the difference.

If I had fully functioning 'equipment' at the time(see previous entry), she probably wouldve jumped me.

I'll never use another razor on my noggin ever again.

Hell, did I mention its got wheels?  I spend the entire time shaving in the shower going "VRROOOOOMVROOOMM!RRRRRRRRRAARRRRRSCREEEECHH!!!"

I think thats why theyre threatening to pull my gym membership.

That and the 'PropellerMan' demonstration I did in the womens changeroom.  Apparently thats among 'discouraged' activities.

Anyway, todays feature;