Birthday Rant...

So yesterday was my birthday, yeah me.... What sucks is that I am out right now, work offshore. So my gaming is limited to my Vita or tablet, with no online play . Other than the flood of Facebook wishes, I noticed that the birthday emails were minimal, not from friends and family.

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FREEBIE EMAILS?!?!?!?!

I got the generic Xbox email, here's a cake, print it out and enjoy your fake paper cake....gee thanks! A free sticker pack from KontrolFreek....with a $35 dollar purchase..really! Usually you get the "Hey come in and enjoy a..." random side or dessert at what ever restaurant that you have signed up for their email club...nope, not a one, nothing. 

Do they cut you off once you reach a certain age, some how know that you are old enough to buy what you want and no longer deserve a free ice cream cone or stack of pancakes. It's a conspiracy I tell you. 

The good thing is I only have about a week left till I get back on land. I plan on indulging on all the things that are bad for me, sweets, video games (their not bad, just distracting), alcohol and what ever bad TV shows are out now.

Oh and all the good movies that just came out too!

If you happen to see this twice it's because I posted it in the Off Topic forum as well, I felt this was deserving of a blog post.