Baby No. 2 Less Than One Week Away

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Shared on Sat, 04/22/2006 - 00:50

Wow.  What a trip.  I mean my son, Bronsen, has been lots of fun. Those of you who have children know what I am talking about. He is almost 4 now, and is just starting his 1st season of tee ball.  Thats tee ball, not tea bag ass clowns.  I never knew it was possible to love another human being like I love him.  Over the last few years he has brought emotions to the surface so strong that it can make me dizzy at times.  These include, love, fear, anxiety, stress, amusement, and lets not forget rage.  The little guy just doesnt know when to shut it down at times.  But, I am thankful for every last emotion and moment I have had with him thus far. 

So, now to the point. How in the hell am I ever gonna find more to share with his new little sister DRU.  1st, she is a new baby, or will be in less than a week, but she is also a girl.  OMFG, I have no business raising a girl.  I mean, I really dont like Timmys now as it is.  What the hell am I gonna do the 1st time she brings one to the house.  I can hear the thoughts in my head now, THIS LITTLE TIMMY BASTARD WANTS TO T-BAG MY LITTLE GIRL.  Then he will surely suffer the bitch slap.  Anyway, although it may not sound like it, I am really excited about the new girl.  I have heard that fathers really dont become daddies until they have a little girl.  I cant wait.

Well, better get some sleep, Lord knows I am gonna need it.

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MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Sat, 04/22/2006 - 00:50
who the hell let you get close enough to them to get them pregnant in the first place? lmao seriously, congrats though.......I think were needing to start working on another one. I want a boy damn it. Gotta get someone I can teach to fart and belch in public the right way! My daughter just doesnt do it! Mike
DruishPrincess's picture
Submitted by DruishPrincess on Sat, 04/22/2006 - 00:52
Congratulations on the soon to be new little one! Dont worry about having enough love and every other emotion to share, youll have it. I want to see pictures when she arrives.;) Druish

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