UnwashedMass
Shared on Wed, 10/03/2007 - 14:22Wow. Wish I had something witty to say. Ten thousand blog views is crazy for a guy who complains all the time. Thanks folks!
How's this for a kicker:
Little JohnnyBoyFloyd wanted a bicycle. He wanted a bicycle so bad he could taste it. So he boes to his mother.
"Mom, can I have a new bicycle?"
"You'll need to talk it over with your father, JB," replies Mom.
Little JBF waits ALL the long summer day for his father to come home from the office. Dad shows up and JBF is stoked.
"Dad, I REALLY want a new bicycle."
"Son, after paying for the $68,000 mortgage on this house, I'm afraid there's no money left over for a new bicycle. Sorry."
JBF goes to bed heartsick.
The next morning Dad hears a noise at the front door. He walks around the corner and sees Little JBF with a suitcase and coat opening the door.
"Where do you think you're going, son?"
Little JBF pauses. "Well, last night I went to your bedroom door after I had a nightmare. I heard you tell Mom "I'm pulling out." And Mom said 'Wait, I'm coming, too."
"You're not leaving me with a $68,000 mortgage and no bike. I'm pulling out, too!"
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