Angst-a-riffic.

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

I'm telling you, today is beginning to screw with my hard earned Universal Harmony.

When your only informative contact with a female comes from a member of the site, you're having to look around and say WTF?  I checked my p's and q's, made sure I hadn't done anything wrong to throw off the karmic balance and re-check my shit yet again.  I have no idea why every female in a position of control or input in my life is ignoring me.

The soon-to-be ex:  I have no idea what I did, but she has given me the three day silent treatment.  Mad or not, we have business that needs attention.  If you truly want to be free, try being professional.  I can get the issues of money and bills settled much quicker with your assistance.  Ignoring me because you "don't feel like talking" affects YOUR credit rating, not mine.  I'm hurt, but I have some pretty hairy expenses coming soon, and an idea of how they are going to be budgeted will require your input.  Let's be pro and get the money shit over with.  Petty games, whether put on because of your psychologist's suggestion or your new "friend" or even your dear family, are bullshit.  Grow the fuck up.

The Claims Adjuster:  Do you know why people sue the fuck out of their own insurance?  Because of bitches like you.  I have been nothing but patient and nice, but yet you refuse to answer or return any phone calls.  I am coming up on the end of my rental that your company is so nicely paying for, but you will not call me to let me know the status of my claim.  it's been a calendar week, bitch!  If I gave service like that to one of my customers, I'd be fired!  I've left you ten messages and gotten ZERO response.  It's good you leave your boss's number on your three day old voicemail message, because I'm about to call that bitch, too!  If this is the service I get after 12 years of paying my bills with no claims, I'm seriously going to...write a strongly worded letter.  Fuck.  What do you do, besides call your attorney, take up even more time,   and lose half your cash for a few phone calls?  I'm switching insurance because of you, Kiana.  I'm writing your ass off because I guess $24000 isn't enough to make you loyal to a customer.  Fuck AAA and their expensive ass no customer service having attitude.

The boy's Doctor: I take my son to you for an appointment to talk about our options for his mild attention deficit.  He's going to be in 6th grade, he needs helps that we have tried desperately to give him and we decided that it's time to possibly get him something to assist his focus.  We sit for fifteen minutes and go over his health history, which your people have conveniently archived.  you tellme that you can't find his shot record, when he has been coming to that office since the first grade.  You give me a laundry list of shit to get handled and I do it.  You send me a bill for $150 and I pay it.  I call and call and call and call and cannot get a followup appointment, even though it is three months later and school has started.  You work for what?  You specialize in what?  You hard bitten sharpnosed moneygrubbing elitist cunt, you're messing with my son's well-being!  I am of a mind to go in there and throw an absolute hissy fit until you come out and speak with me.  Your fucking nurse placed my number on your desk!  I watched her!  You ignore the needs of a child but bill his family for your precious pennies.  Bitch.

I'm very seriously upset by a lot of this shit.  I just wish I wasn't surrounded by passive agressive females.  Are there any women out there who can stand up and answer?  Are they all so afraid of being heard that their voices are gone? 

....and the wife just texted me.  Pffft... she must have felt the disturbance in the force. 

Ain't nothin' to a G.