Crap.

UnwashedMass

Shared on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 22:05

Packed my bags, ready for the plane. I have to crawl my ass outta bed at an ungodly hour so I can be in Portland by 9am. Then a full day of work.

I wouldn't mind, but the manager up there tends to wait until I show up and TA-DA! I've got to haul ass across town or the state and work somewhere else. Joy. I just checked the ol' work email and no schedule for tomorrow. Which means he's going to get surprised becuase I'm going to pound out some gear in the shop and then haul ass for the hotel. I'm not a doctor, but I'm staying at Holiday Inn Express!

The debate comes up, do I drag the 360? I've got GRAW 2, Crackdown to finish and RB6 that needs to have the vet campaign finished. But I also have a crapload of paperwork to do. Do I go to the trouble of hauling it up there for maybe ten hours of play total? Will it distract me from my job? Or sleep? Dilemmas. Tough decision. I had a line on a 15" monitor from one of my customers, but they couldn't find the spare one. My contact said one of the engineers had probably taken it home for some project....this guy thought I would be using it for work. I didn't tell him about my own greedy needs for hi-def in a box. So much for a freebie. May have to breeakdown and buy my own. If I can find one- nobody is selling them that small anymore. It's cheap enough to afford a 17.

The big news is that I met my first Billionaire. He said that it was a mere formality; he meets every employee before an official offer is sent. I have worked with these guys for about a year and help them set up their current system. He said that the guys who are recruiting me speak very highly and he asked about my experience. I don't get flustered, I can sell ice to the Eskimos. I was shitting my britches! This guy made more money before I got out of bed than I'll make in a lifetime and he's asking me if I have any questions. I explain that in the previous interview that I asked as many questions as were asked of me, that I am already invested in the company's success because they are a customer. I am familiar with the vision he is reaching for, I have a definite interest in making the place a success. He looks at me after I tail off my little spiel, kind of gauging my response. I hate being examined like that; it makes me itchy sometimes. I ask him the only question I can dredge up in the hot little corner of my mind:

"Can I borrow your McLaren F1?" (Not really, but I wanted to!)

He said that I'd be hearing from his guys on Monday. w00t!!

FYI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLaren_F1 (Boss Man owns #67, Magnesium Silver. Holy crap!)

 

Have a great week!

 

Comments

paintballgrizzly's picture
Submitted by paintballgrizzly on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 11:58
so the question is who forgot to pull the pin with the big red REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT streamer on it?
BoogieMan's picture
Submitted by BoogieMan on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 14:51
Fuck that we'll have a great time hear mass!!
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 02:38
s a precautionary measure to guard against the possibility of flight 3 not reaching orbit, SpaceX recently accepted a significant investment. Combined with our existing cash reserves, that ensures we will have more than sufficient funding on hand to continue launching Falcon 1 and develop Falcon 9 and Dragon Shit man, this sounds like bad fucking news.....
goodolplumber's picture
Submitted by goodolplumber on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 03:47
Ok Mass what did you do to fuck this one up?Come on you can tell us.Besides we all know you put some of that Oklahoma charm into the build. Duct tape, pvc, a couple of Skoal cans, a spit cup, and a rubber band............right?The bitch should have had no problem then.WTF?
SixTGunR's picture
Submitted by SixTGunR on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 01:29
Ah, the good old days of being a first time parent...lovely! Now, here we are, three mini me's later... Well, anyway, good luck and congrats man!
OneEvilBtch's picture
Submitted by OneEvilBtch on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 14:26
don't forget sugar in the gas tank, nail polish remover on the car itself...does a nasty job to the paint. Just make sure that there are no witnesses or cameras around. If you do not want to cause any damage that can cost you financially, (if caught) then giving certain people her work email address could always be fun. Not that I would know anything about any of that of course : )
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 03:23
Ain't Notin to a G .... And good luck. After the classes are over you wont have to see them anymore.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 06:17
"I'm more excited than a mongoloid deviant with two extra dicks in a ripe melon patch" Can I steal that? That is GOLDEN! Ya other parents suck.
Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 22:14
I saw one on a flatbed tow truck taking my nephew to the SF airport last week - took pictures with his phone... probably never see one "in the flesh" ever again...
Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 11:26
elbe121's picture
Submitted by elbe121 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 06:58
"I sell drugs to children" My sides hurt from laughing at that Mass. FUCKIN AWESOME. I'll have to remember that if i ever find a girl dumb enough to put up with me that long! lol
meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 23:11
if you end up in Salem let me know. You can stay w/cake and I, and play some 360 games.
char's picture
Submitted by char on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 07:22
wow, you just get it all out man. = ) September babies are the best! Very funny and congrats!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:05
LMAO. You can really spin a tale. I have this image in my head of you and lovely wife in the class. I'm surprised you haven't had to have your tongue sewn back on from all the biting you've had to do! Keep on Go!
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:06
:( We will miss you at the LAN! But man, I was preggo in the summer too - it sucks, sucks suck SUCKS! There is no stopping the uncomfy factor.
DeltaT's picture
Submitted by DeltaT on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 16:16
I am not a fan o this, but you could blow farts by her every day
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 17:23
Yes tough times are ahead Mass, but it will be great to have it behind you. The co-worker issue, I would do my best to find her pet peeves. Whether its mispronounced words, certain sayings or creepy fake spiders found under her paperwork-find out. If no luck, the fart spray that Spencers gifts sells sprayed down the a/c vents is effective or a can of opened oil packed tuna placed under her car seat-maybe some soft ripened cheese on the cars intake manifold (takes a while to get up to temp there but lasts). Be sure and not "accidently" spill any sardine juice on her desk, even though you wipe it up the smell lingers for days! :-) Check the edge of her car door too, I bet it will have some paint residue on it.
aimzb's picture
Submitted by aimzb on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:53
Keep sellin those drugs! It's a sellers market! Good luck with the youngin.
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 12:46
You fuckers blew up scotty!?!?!?
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 13:46
Scotty was in one of my old Skoal cans duct taped to the avionics bay on a pvc chassis.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 17:46
There are certain tire valve tools out there that will lossen the valve to let air out slowly...without damamging the valve or tire..it would suck to have 4 tires run flat all the time.. The pet peeves thing sounds pretty damn good to!!
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 09:50
YOU MUST GO TO THE LAN...THE PLEASURE PARTY MUST HAVE A SECOND TIME AROUND!!!
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 10:26
Congrats man, glad to hear the update.
DixieBelle's picture
Submitted by DixieBelle on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 10:44
Congrats, Mass!

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