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UnwashedMass

Shared on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 01:42

Message from the Boss Man:

 

Plan Going Forward

It was obviously a big disappointment not to reach orbit on this flight [Falcon 1, Flight 3].  On the plus side, the flight of our first stage, with the new Merlin 1C engine that will be used in Falcon 9, was picture perfect.  Unfortunately, a problem occurred with stage separation, causing the stages to be held together.  This is under investigation and I will send out a note as soon as we understand exactly what happened. 

The most important message I’d like to send right now is that SpaceX will not skip a beat in execution going forward.  We have flight four of Falcon 1 almost ready for flight and flight five right behind that.  I have also given the go ahead to begin fabrication of flight six.  Falcon 9 development will also continue unabated, taking into account the lessons learned with Falcon 1.  We have made great progress this past week with the successful nine engine firing.

As a precautionary measure to guard against the possibility of flight 3 not reaching orbit, SpaceX recently accepted a significant investment.  Combined with our existing cash reserves, that ensures we will have more than sufficient funding on hand to continue launching Falcon 1 and develop Falcon 9 and Dragon.  There should be absolutely zero question that SpaceX will prevail in reaching orbit and demonstrating reliable space transport.  For my part, I will never give up and I mean never. 

Thanks for your hard work and now on to flight four.

 

--Elon--

 

So we move along.  Flight 4- get 'er done.

 

Ain't Nothin' to a G.

Comments

paintballgrizzly's picture
Submitted by paintballgrizzly on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 11:58
so the question is who forgot to pull the pin with the big red REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT streamer on it?
BoogieMan's picture
Submitted by BoogieMan on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 14:51
Fuck that we'll have a great time hear mass!!
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 02:38
s a precautionary measure to guard against the possibility of flight 3 not reaching orbit, SpaceX recently accepted a significant investment. Combined with our existing cash reserves, that ensures we will have more than sufficient funding on hand to continue launching Falcon 1 and develop Falcon 9 and Dragon Shit man, this sounds like bad fucking news.....
goodolplumber's picture
Submitted by goodolplumber on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 03:47
Ok Mass what did you do to fuck this one up?Come on you can tell us.Besides we all know you put some of that Oklahoma charm into the build. Duct tape, pvc, a couple of Skoal cans, a spit cup, and a rubber band............right?The bitch should have had no problem then.WTF?
SixTGunR's picture
Submitted by SixTGunR on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 01:29
Ah, the good old days of being a first time parent...lovely! Now, here we are, three mini me's later... Well, anyway, good luck and congrats man!
OneEvilBtch's picture
Submitted by OneEvilBtch on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 14:26
don't forget sugar in the gas tank, nail polish remover on the car itself...does a nasty job to the paint. Just make sure that there are no witnesses or cameras around. If you do not want to cause any damage that can cost you financially, (if caught) then giving certain people her work email address could always be fun. Not that I would know anything about any of that of course : )
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 03:23
Ain't Notin to a G .... And good luck. After the classes are over you wont have to see them anymore.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 06:17
"I'm more excited than a mongoloid deviant with two extra dicks in a ripe melon patch" Can I steal that? That is GOLDEN! Ya other parents suck.
Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 22:14
I saw one on a flatbed tow truck taking my nephew to the SF airport last week - took pictures with his phone... probably never see one "in the flesh" ever again...
Brad's picture
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 11:26
elbe121's picture
Submitted by elbe121 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 06:58
"I sell drugs to children" My sides hurt from laughing at that Mass. FUCKIN AWESOME. I'll have to remember that if i ever find a girl dumb enough to put up with me that long! lol
meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 23:11
if you end up in Salem let me know. You can stay w/cake and I, and play some 360 games.
char's picture
Submitted by char on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 07:22
wow, you just get it all out man. = ) September babies are the best! Very funny and congrats!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:05
LMAO. You can really spin a tale. I have this image in my head of you and lovely wife in the class. I'm surprised you haven't had to have your tongue sewn back on from all the biting you've had to do! Keep on Go!
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:06
:( We will miss you at the LAN! But man, I was preggo in the summer too - it sucks, sucks suck SUCKS! There is no stopping the uncomfy factor.
DeltaT's picture
Submitted by DeltaT on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 16:16
I am not a fan o this, but you could blow farts by her every day
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 17:23
Yes tough times are ahead Mass, but it will be great to have it behind you. The co-worker issue, I would do my best to find her pet peeves. Whether its mispronounced words, certain sayings or creepy fake spiders found under her paperwork-find out. If no luck, the fart spray that Spencers gifts sells sprayed down the a/c vents is effective or a can of opened oil packed tuna placed under her car seat-maybe some soft ripened cheese on the cars intake manifold (takes a while to get up to temp there but lasts). Be sure and not "accidently" spill any sardine juice on her desk, even though you wipe it up the smell lingers for days! :-) Check the edge of her car door too, I bet it will have some paint residue on it.
aimzb's picture
Submitted by aimzb on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 08:53
Keep sellin those drugs! It's a sellers market! Good luck with the youngin.
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 12:46
You fuckers blew up scotty!?!?!?
UnwashedMass's picture
Submitted by UnwashedMass on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 13:46
Scotty was in one of my old Skoal cans duct taped to the avionics bay on a pvc chassis.
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Sun, 07/15/2007 - 17:46
There are certain tire valve tools out there that will lossen the valve to let air out slowly...without damamging the valve or tire..it would suck to have 4 tires run flat all the time.. The pet peeves thing sounds pretty damn good to!!
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 09:50
YOU MUST GO TO THE LAN...THE PLEASURE PARTY MUST HAVE A SECOND TIME AROUND!!!
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 10:26
Congrats man, glad to hear the update.
DixieBelle's picture
Submitted by DixieBelle on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 10:44
Congrats, Mass!

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