HOLY CRAP!

UnwashedMass

Shared on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 17:34

It's been a few days without any gamebox time and almost two weeks since I've worked on my bike.  All my projects are getting neglected.

I have an audit at work coming next week and it's kicking my ass to be as prepared as possible.  We're looking at my first audit of policy that I wrote, actual real world "we do this and that because.." and my nerves are shot.  With the last few month's B.S. I haven't been hitting it as hard as I should have, but I'm going into overdrive mode now.  Which means I've barely got time to take a whizz, much less anything else.  I eat stress flakes for breakfast.  No sweat.

After a stellar start to the year, the boy has finally come off the rails with his homework.  By the time I get home from work, we're in the floor doing his and getting dinner and bedtime going.  His inability to be honest about the amount of work he needs to do has cost him his video games until November 1st.  I am in constant contact with his teacher, so I know what is required daily.  He knows I talk with her, and will still lie about whether he's gotten it finished.  It's almost outright rebellion.  Maddening.

His teacher is very involved and has promised we will keep working together to get him back on track.  I think I need to hire the boy a tutor.

The new girl is something out of a storybook- I'll get into details later, but I'm waaaaaay outta my league.  I'm a lucky bastard.  And she hunted ME down.  I smell like cake and money.  :D

So, to recap, stress, homework, no gamebox or motorcycle, cake and money.

Life is good.

Ain't nothin to a G. 

Comments

SirPoonga's picture
Submitted by SirPoonga on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 17:47
At least you get to drive bike all year round :) I am getting ready to pack my bike up for winter.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 18:37
Yeah, you get sunshine all year: soon I will have to watch my husband shovel the driveway while I'm inside with hot chocolate! Seriously, it sounds like things are going pretty well. good on ya!
jackal857's picture
Submitted by jackal857 on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 18:50
I smell like stale cigarettes and farts.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 19:15
Please, Mass, take the time for a whizz. I don't think yellow is your color!
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 19:38
Tell the Red Monster that if he doesnt get his work done or lies about it your gonna unload a days worth of hot steamy whizz on his bare feet-could solve two problems! Sounds like*angel food* cake smell to me, glad to hear your luck!
supergg2k's picture
Submitted by supergg2k on Fri, 10/19/2007 - 05:37
"I eat stress flakes for breakfast." I almost choked on my oatmeal from laughing, reading that this morning. +1 because things are looking way up.
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Fri, 10/19/2007 - 07:43
much better than sex and candy....cake and money is so much sweeter!

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