Short update.

We're doing awesome and the baby is trying to talk already. I'm amazed at this child. I'll post some pictures when I'm not a lazy prick.

Bullet points of madness:

• In escrow on a house, will be closing next week. 4 miles from where I am now. I'm fired up to have a garage.
• The oldest boy is absolutely in the terrible 13s and I am willing to trade him for an old dog or possibly a pickup.
• The baby has more hair than me and he's alread had his first mohawk at 9 months.
• Baby Mass has mastered Mama, Dada, Bubba, wall (waah), bath (baa) and duck (duu). He'll point and talk.
• If big bubba walks through the room Baby Mass is in, Baby will yell at him to come back. "HEY. HEYHEYHEY!"
• Big Bubba's one redeeming quality as of late is his compassion and love for his brother. That's the boy I raised. They play HARD.
• Baby will haul ass across the floor to come see me when i come though the door from work. That's why you have them.
• I got put into the wall on the 110 freeway on my Honda motorcycle and lost the top of my left pinky, titanium pins and a skin graft to put it together.
• I can surf concrete while wearing the right gear.
• The other driver admitted to being at fault. Illiegal lane change FTL.
• Pinky finger mangling combined with a torn MCL in the left knee caused by a well-to-do older man being negligent= ~$$$$$$$
• FrankenPinky sucks, but doesn't slow me down from counting my cash. The knee makes me hobble.
• Wife is still WAAAY hot and wonderful company. She's why God created me, I think. She makes me laugh so hard I get cramps and runny noses.
• I'm going to Infinity Ward next week to play COD:MW2.
• You're not.
• The infomercial for "Your Baby Can Read" is obnoxious, but I think the product may get me a better nursing home because the shit actually works.
• I'm rebuilding my Honda and it will be the baddest ass thing since Mad Max. Actually, the 'paint' is going to be Rhino Liner- so Mad Max is my bitch.
• I still build rockets. I have written corporate policy that is signed by the owner of the company. NASA approved it.
• I have a high school education and a military trade.
• I grew up in a trailer and am probably smarter than you.
• But I still think you are a wonderful person, you make me smile.

Ain't nothin' to a G. ;)

Thanks Jeepy!