Obligatory Introduction Post

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead...

Instead, we bring you a truly special guest... a legend in his own mind... me! I'm Clint (a.k.a., Jedi, Big C, Caboose). I never blogged before... not once... but I've read them. (Shit, now I'm sounding like that scene from "40 Year Old Virgin", when Seth Rogen interviews the hot girl who says her extent of working with electronics is having them in her home). When I'm not giving demonstrations in the proper use of Medieval weapons, or developing a superarmy with which I'll take over the world, I work as a technician for Redbox DVD. It's a sweet gig, but I'll probably talk more about that later. For now, I'll just say it pays the rent & supports my gaming. When I'm not working or gaming, I like to watch movies (long live Redbox and Netflix streaming), or I dominate the local karaoke scene. I do a mean Bon Jovi, which once resulted in a chick's panties being thrown on stage (yes, DURING my performance).

I'm also a very proud uncle. I have a most awesome 4-year-old nephew, who I'm trying to bring up as a proper gamer (he has a great start - at 3, he was playing 'Burnout Revenge' & placing first in races). Seriously, though, my little buddy is my world. I have another nephew set to release this year, with a launch date of June 27th... so expect me to blog about that at some point.

I've been gaming for as long as I can remember. I was born with bilateral club feet, which required multiple corrective surgeries throughout my early childhood, so I had extended periods where I was immobile & couldn't raise my desired amount of hell - so I started gaming, and I never stopped. Right now, I only have an Xbox 360, but she's my baby. I play the shit out of her. I have a pretty solid variety of games, from the awesome to the commercially-popular to the somewhat obscure. I'm always up for some action, so just send a message to VengefulJedi.

That's about it for now... I just realized a window in the next room was cracked open, which would explain why I'm freezing my ass off... I need to reheat.