One Slip Can Change Everything

Ever get into a situation where you know you have to pay close attention or you could really mess up? ;; You feel pressure that if you slip just a little bit, it could really cost you, like doing your taxes. ;; What about if someone else is involved, then you really pay attention because you dont want to be responsible for messing up someone elses sphere of the world, right? ;;

This time is not about what I did to someone but what my wife did to me. ;; I trust my wife with my life. ;; I love her intensly and will do anything for her (as long as it does not involve work) and she for me. ;; Since we are cutting corners here and there to save us from needless expenses, one way is that I let her do the cutting. ;; What I mean is that I let her cut my hair (both of them). ;; We invested in the clippers and trimmers and she has played barber at least four times already. ;; She has done a great job but I have to confess that I am really stressed out while she is buzzing around my head. ;; So today she is being her very meticulous self, taking forever just to cut one area of my head so that it is perfect. ;; She is very focused. ;; Then it happened. ;; She was finishing the top with the clippers and was almost done when she lost focus for that one second leaving me looking like Friar Tuck! ;; I just looked at her in shock as the apologies started to flow. ;; We only had one option to fix it:

No, I am not trying to look like Deadstock although give me some sunglasses and let me get drunk off my butt and I could be his triplet (since he already has a twin). ;; Thats right people, I am now not only balding but I am bald. ;; At least it will grow back (one thing ole Mr. Bobbit couldnt say). ;;

I am sure my wife has learned her lesson and she will get the chance again in about 6 months. ;; There could be worse things right? ;; Now Ill get that job interview I have been waiting 2 years for.

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