What Is A Man To Do?

Ok, raise your hand if you ever get in trouble when your spouse says they do not feel good.

Ok, now put your hands down.  I really cant see them anyway.  For me this is an automatic.  My wife comes home and tells me that she feels sick and something in my brain clicks into "how can I aggrevate her the most".  I cannot explain it.  I do something that I innocently think is playful and poof I am a serial mugger.  Then I spend the rest of the night apologizing.  I cant help myself.  I do it almost everytime.

To fix this problem, I am building a panic room into my house (xbox with internet built in).  As soon as she walks into the house and says she does not feel well, I will dash into the room and hit the button locking myself in until she is asleep. 

p.s.  I am typing this from my closet.  Is it safe to come out yet?  And BatmanKM, I already told you to put your hand down.


Grim