ITOFTS

If you are a Heinlein fan (and, if youre not, what kind of sick weirdo ARE you?), then you should be familiar with the life philosophy of TANSTAAFL.  I have often found it to be a very useful philosophy when considering the relative "fairness" of life.

However, I have inadvertantly come across an even more apt, and, dare I say it, more compelling philosophy - that of ITOFTS.

Think the song on the popular radio station sounds like absolute junk?  Peace brother.  ITOFTS.

Still turning MTV on, expecting to hear music?  Repeat after me: ITOFTS.

Turning off Napoleon Dynamite and turning on Meaning of Life?  Relax: ITOFTS.

Leaving the bar at the time you used to GET to the bar?  Its OK, ITOFTS.

And finally, booting timmies left and right?  Well, my friend, youve found the very fount of the ITOFTS movement.

When life seems to be going too fast.  When "progress" sure doesnt feel like it.  When you reach the point where you just know, somehow, you dont know what cool is anymore, were there for you.  The brothers and sisters of ITOFTS are there.

Begin your therapy now.  Repeat the sacred mantra.  Im Too Old For This Shit.

Peace, my friends.  ITOFTS.