Joke

Wigman

Shared on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 11:00
  For his birthday, little Timmy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Timmy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Timmy told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike.

Comments

GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 11:03
Awesome
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 11:04
ROFL. The good news is that the US just sent 20 billion to the Saudis and 30 billion to Israel in an arms deal.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 11:14
LMAOROFLBBQ!!!
doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Tue, 08/14/2007 - 09:10
Good one! Guess best trial lawyer doesn't necessarily equate to the smartest lawyer.

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