Dumb Names

Awwww. Your first blog! I had a customer last week who's name was Gai Fahq. I was strong. Red as a Cherry, but strong. My job was spared.

This blog should be called "Shit my William Says".

We have a sales associate in one of our offices named Secret Dicks. Poor, poor woman. I always want to know if that's her maiden name or married name, but can never get up the courage to ask.

I used to play hockey with a guy named Pete Moss.

or fivesolas which means asshole in German

I think fivesolas means asshole in any language, sir.

A kid I went to school had the name Daly Seaman. Let me tell you that kid had it bad.

ug... don't get me started on bizzario spellings. One Mom I was talking to in the park, named her son "Isiah" Beautiful name. Full of rich history. Old but somehow new. Perfect. Until she spelled it.: "My Mom couldn't spell it so It's spelled "Azzaya" Lady: just cause your mother is an illiterate moron, don't give your son a name that will hobble him for hte rest of his life.

better than having the same first name as the guy from office space. i even get red staplers from time to time.

Why you little rascal! = ) Hey, long time reading, first time blogger. Welcome aboard. How about the name, “Sedah”? How about this? "Serutan" Goggle it...lol Inka wants to change his last name to "Nekuodah" Projection could be the fall of mankind.

William, you should've been named Olah Yobnaf.