Starblog #45 special guest blogger William

Tuck's out today, it turned out the email he clicked on at work wasn't from a hot asian post-op tranny who happens to live in a small town in BFE - errr - BFE, Ontario.  It seems the computers at the local Child Protective Services are now operating under the domain name http://justbarelylegal.???.ca.xxx and he needs to make it look like it was Overmind's fault.  They can't fire Overmind because he's like a disabled war veteran or something.  I think he was clubbing seal pups some morning when an Eskimo tried to stop him and he made it look like Sarah Palin was invading Canada and everyone bought it, because she's really hot and batshit crazy.

Sara Palin's announced her own 9-9-9 plan, it involves 9 Michigan basketball players, 9 Viagras, and Fox News.  It doesn't have a 3rd 9 because she ran out of fingers and toes after the first 2 9's.  She had a 9-9-2 plan that involved taking her shirt off, but the Tea Party thought she was a whore, though they get off on her.

How 'bout New Zealand winning the Rugby World Cup!  It was even on TV here, though I skipped it to keep up with Fantasy and take a nap.  That and Penguin sweater's make it quite a week for our Kiwi friends.

Battlefield 3's sure great, isn't it?  Hope Xbox live worked out it's problems from opening night.  Really like the shotgun in the Gamestop preorder bonus.

Oh, yeah, Starcraft 2.  Starcraft 2 is a Real Time Strategy game.  I don't like RTS and I don't like RPG.  I bought a new PC and Company of Heroes in 2007 because my new PC wouldn't run Crysis, within a month I had my PS3 and Oblivion.  Oblivion sucked.  I was chasing Capt. Picard around a sewer and eaten by mice.  I quit and went to Rainbow 6 Vegas, which ruled.  Since then I haven't tried either genre further and just stick with calling anyone who plays those games a nerd.  My nephew plays Starcraft 2 on his college Starcraft 2 team.  Sigh.......

Anyway, this blog must offer Starcraft 2 tips, by definition.  Use the eject button on your dvd-rom and take the disk out.  Put one end in a vice (or grab it with pliers) and snap it in 2.  Go to your local emporium and buy Battlefield 3.  You will lose weight, your complexion will clear up and your wife will get the hots for you.  Except for the women gamers.  Chicks who play Starcraft 2 are hawt.........

Well, the streak continues!