Not a cat person

While I love kittens and think they are so cute, I just can't stand cats in general.  We have 1 inside cat, 1 inside kitten and 9 outside cats.  Today I figured out why I don't care for them, after spending an hour cleaning the cage of a pregnant cat I watched as the stupid little fucker messed it all up again within minutes.  I think having OCD makes it harder to like cats because they piss and shit in a box that I have to clean, unlike dogs who pee and poop outside (most of the time lol).  Plus if it isn't scooped out daily it stinks up the house.  So far my daughter is doing a great job with her new kitten, she cleans the litter box everyday and makes sure Nermal (kitty) has food and water.  As for our other inside cat I think she is bipolar, she's friendly kitty one moment and leaping out of the dark to claw the shit out of you the next. 

I have a Teacup Yorkie, this is my first and last little dog.  This little bastard took almost a year to potty train because he was 3 months old when I got him and he was kept in a cage with other little bastards who peed and pooped in the cage.  Next I have to get him fixed because he holds it and wants to go out every five minutes to piss in a new spot.  I would like to get a real dog, such as a Golden Retreaver or a Lab.  I need one that will be safe for my daughter to play with outside and protective at the same time.  We live in the Ozark Mountains and we have wild mountain lions, dragons, predators, aliens and scourge that she needs to be protected from. lmao  We do have wild cougars, foxes and bears but no one has seen a bear here in years.