The Canadians are Coming!
Tim Hortons, aka, the best coffee this side of, well, this side, is coming to the Northeast US. Today, the Canadian coffee house announced a deal to put 82 stores and self-serve kiosks in Tops Supermarkets in New York, and Pennsylvania. I am so happy for you Americans, who now can share in the glory that us Canadians have been basking in for the last few decades.
Note to Timmys n00bs, don't drink from the self -service kiosks. It's not the same! Oh, and always get a double cup. Shit be hot.
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Comments (6)
Tim Hortons is already here. They have two locations in Port Huron, MI Cause all you Canadians work in the towns hospitals and shop there. The only reason Port Huron is on the map is that bridge that keeps us driving at god knows what speed, cause it's all in kilometers (spelling)\r
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And that glop they call soup sucks!\r
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Boooooo TH Boooooo!
It's hilarious how you pay $3 bucks for a cup of mediocre coffee. I bet you if you tried my blend of arabian and expresso you would throw away that Horton cup. ;)\r
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Coffee is cheap. Plain and simple. We have accustomed ourselves to pay high prices for what should be the cheapest thing on a menu. All thanks to Starbucks.
Eh...you can trust them Northerners anyways...they don't know what real food tastes like. Seriously...drive through is not real mexican food...and neither was that damned place in Turtle Creek, PA. Perogi pizza...*sighs* all food is suspect in the NE.
We already have Timmy's. They ran a \"what do you want with you coffee and donut\" promo that offered a bacon sandwich or sausage sandwich for 99 cents. Because winter is coming and donuts don't have enough fat....\r
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Of course, half of America thinks Maine is IN Canada, so no real surprise. Good luck to Timmy's slugging it out with Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, and Krispy Kreme for our fatty caffine dollars.\r
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All this typing has made me hungry...