Meet my Avatar

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Shared on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:43

This is me, well, me trapped inside Microsoft's fun house that is NXE. This morning, Microsoft released their new dashboard. It is mostly a cosmetic and organizational update, but one cool feature is a wii'like avatar system. Now, to be fair, this looks nothing like me. I only had a few minutes with it and I'm always horrible at these character creation tools. I definitely have less hair than that :)

One thing I'm concerned with is: How am I supposed to appear like a pwnage machine when people can just look and see that I'm just a tall white skinny dude. Oh well.

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MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:49
I want to see someone's avatar not standing in that gay controposto pose.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:53
atleast you have the tall part working for you...try to appear threatening to anyone as a short balding white dude...all I can do is threaten to attack their 401k with fluctuating market data....oooOOOOoooo scary!
jikado's picture
Submitted by jikado on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:56
If scientology allowed Tom Cruise to play videogames, this is what his avatar would look like.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:57
I was watching Step Brothers yesterday and your avatar looks like Adam Scott form that movie. You know the dick brother. http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/S/s/R/stepbrothersprem11.jpg
char's picture
Submitted by char on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 08:58
I'm a fire breathing Charizard with bunny ears and a fox tail. Mess with me and I'll I'll...most likely run....lol Nice Avatar. It might help if you put some kickstoppin' boots on. A tee that says "I eat babies for breakfast"; and a rocket launcher on your back; and some horns with two Tim Horton's coffee cups flaming and smokin' with fire attached to them; and some spikes coming off the sides of your azz. One of your attacks would be spitin' super hot coffee on your enemy. That should scare the crap out of any body thinking of messin' with ya'....lol
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 09:17
Put on some tattoos.

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