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try taking a shit in the handicapped parking space...

+1 for Baine, funnay!

Handicapped = colostomy bag = portable toilet. Nuff said.

Is it wrong to run for the handicap stall when you see Stephen Hawking rolling towards the restroom? Then compounding matters by making him wait while you lay some massive cable?

Handicapped stalls are great for taking a chick in there!! Don't make it illegal!

If your a real ass, you'll just piss all over the seat. With your territory marked, no one else will want it.

Because no one wants to have to open the stall door to see if you have a sticker on your ass.

It may be illegal to park in a handicap space but there are very specific requirements as to what makes a legal handicap space. It must have a sign in front of the space, must have the blue handicap logo panted on the space and the space lines must be blue. If it doesn't meet all 3 requirements, it's technically not a legal handicap space and technically you could be a douche and park in it. :lol:

I like putting my feet up on the hand rails when I make a deuce in the handicapped stall. Also, back when I had a job, it always seemed like there was a copy of the sports section of the newspaper in the handicapped stall (I referred to it as the racquetball court because the stall was so damned big you could park a Ford Expedition in it and still have room to take a dump).