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Shared on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 09:48

  • Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
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  • Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
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  • Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
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  • A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
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  • If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
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  • Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
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  • What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

Comments

Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 09:49
Master of the paradox.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 09:50
Let's say there is a dead horse on the ground. What do you do to it?
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 09:56
If its Yem, he would beat at it until there is nothing left but a little bone, blood and gristle. If it was FB, he would eat it.
twistedcaboose's picture
Submitted by twistedcaboose on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 10:12
Put the drink down Yem. : )
Deman267's picture
Submitted by Deman267 on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 10:13
What if you made a wish on your birthday candles that the last one would stay lit? Answers: 1.End of the time/space continuum 2.Yes,it just takes really long to die. 3.Yes...and then no. 4.The worldlines diverge into two separate universes,one where she succeeds and one where she never existed. 5.Really fucking cold. 6.Yes...er No.My head hurts. 7.If there were such a car,you'd get where you were going before you left.Or,answer #1.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 10:16
The armor will deflect the bullet. Yes he can drown. It's not the fountain of life but the fountain of youth. No I don't Accept. Mission accomplished. Time will rectify itself. -2 Degrees. Yes. Nothing. The light will be traveling the same speed as you.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 10:27
not fountain of youth... fountain of eternal life, as in having infinite duration
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Tue, 10/02/2007 - 18:15
Too long. Did not read.

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